Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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