Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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