He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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