whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i would punch a child for taco bell
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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