That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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