Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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