R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
my poor anus
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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