Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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