Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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