OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
