Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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