hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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