Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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