I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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