were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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