she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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