It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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