i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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