ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The feeling are messing with the penis
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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