Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We talked him into tasing himself.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
