I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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