there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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