Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Randomize
