I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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