My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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