My nipple is on Facebook.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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