You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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