why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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