I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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