The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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