you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
