there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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