I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
babies were throwing up all over the place
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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