turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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