Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
