Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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