You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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