So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
false alarm. still invincible.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Success! We fucked roommates!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
