singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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