when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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