in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You're like the curious george of whores
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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