The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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