You just made me feel so damn special
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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