Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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