3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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