On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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