Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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