She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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