I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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