I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
